❝ Hi! I think you are totally awesome and cool. I love you fun loving personality and you are so cute. <3 ❞

Why thank you so much, Fraulein! I bet you are cute as well <3 I love seeing myself on your blog, by the way.

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19:49 3/8/2014 No 4 notes Reblog
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

lilmisslydiamartin:

frommemetoyou:

  • [text] Are you lost?
  • [text] NO! That was a typo
  • [text] Did you buy it?
  • [text] I think I’m a mermaid
  • [text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 
  • [text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
  • [text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
  • [text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
  • [text] It was an accident.
  • [text] lol fuk da police
  • [text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
  • [text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
  • [text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
  • [text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
  • [text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
  • [text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
  • [text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
  • [text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
  • [text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 
  • [text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
  • [text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
  • [text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
  • [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
  • [text] Do you know where I am?
  • [text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
  • [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
  • [text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
  • [text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
  • [text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
  • [text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
  • [text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
  • [text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
  • [text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
  • [text] My dick just got serenaded.
  • [text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
  • [text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
  • [text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
  • [text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
  • [text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
  • [text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
  • [text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
  • [text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
  • [text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
  • [text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
  • [text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
  • [text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
  • [text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
  • [text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
  • [text] I think I got married last night?
  • [text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
  • [text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
  • [text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
  • [text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
  • [text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
  • [text] You’re my hero
  • [text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
  • [text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
  • [text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
  • [text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
  • [text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
  • [text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
  • [text] She high fived me out of pity
  • [text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
  • [text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
  • [text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
  • [text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
  • [text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
  • [text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
  • [text] It may or may not have been your sister…
  • [text] It may or may not have been your brother…
  • [text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
  • [text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
  • [text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
  • [text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
  • [text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
  • [text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
  • [text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
  • [text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
  • [text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
  • [text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
  • [text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
  • [text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
  • [text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

(via fixedpointcaptain)

22:21 10/7/2014 No 23,830 notes Reblog
❝ Kuuurt! *Phases through the wall* Have you seen my hair dryer? I need it, like, ASAP, cuz my hair does this- Wait a minute. What are you up to? ❞

kitty-not-katherine-pryde:

kurt-nightcrawler-wagner:

kitty-not-katherine-pryde:

kurt-nightcrawler-wagner:

Uhhh… *Kurt stares at Kitty who seems to be standing on the ceiling, and then he remembered that he was the one upside down. His tail was curled around the ceiling fan and he was swinging back and forth* I was just testing my ability to hang from things with my tail. *bamfs down from the fan to stand right in front of Kitty* Yep, still works *Smiles awkwardly* What were you asking? Oh yeah, your hair dryer. No, I haven’t seen it. Did you ask Rogue? Hold on, I’ve got it. *bamfs out of the room and down the hall a scream is heard. Kurt bamfs back in front of Kitty* Ow! *rubs the back of his head* nope, not there but I would refrain from going to see Rogue, she’s a bit crabby. Did you check everywhere

*Kitty was still hyperventilating as she stared up at Kurt* I could. Have died.Imagine if I’d, like, accidentally phased through you?! What would you have done then?! *She was scowling, but her eyes revealed she wasn’t very mad with him.* At least my hair’s dry. *Kitty reached up to touch it, then blushed ferociously as she realized she was still holding on to Kurt.* Oh, uh,  sorry!

It’s alright! *Kurt unwrapped his tail from her* And if you’d phased through me, I would have just teleported back to get you *Kurt smiled and then he realized after a moment that they were just laying next to each other in awkward silence… on his bed* I’m sorry… this is awkward *he let out a little awkward laugh and then got up to sit on the side of the bed*

 Oh, uhh, it’s like, um, all right! I mean, uh, I’m awkward. You’re gorgeous. *Kitty laughed and waved her hand dismally and it took her a moment to process what she’d said before she sputtered* Wait, what? I-I didn’t mean to say that.. Hehe..

*Kurt let out a small laugh, getting up off the bed and turned to look at her* it’s alright, I certainty am gorgeous *Kurt jokingly flipped a bit of his hair* wait, isn’t that a quote from that Disney movie, Frozen? *he went to the other side of the bed and sat next to her as she had sat up as well at this point*

21:21 9/7/2014 No 15 notes kurt-nightcrawler-wagner Reblog
❝ Kuuurt! *Phases through the wall* Have you seen my hair dryer? I need it, like, ASAP, cuz my hair does this- Wait a minute. What are you up to? ❞

kitty-not-katherine-pryde:

kurt-nightcrawler-wagner:

Uhhh… *Kurt stares at Kitty who seems to be standing on the ceiling, and then he remembered that he was the one upside down. His tail was curled around the ceiling fan and he was swinging back and forth* I was just testing my ability to hang from things with my tail. *bamfs down from the fan to stand right in front of Kitty* Yep, still works *Smiles awkwardly* What were you asking? Oh yeah, your hair dryer. No, I haven’t seen it. Did you ask Rogue? Hold on, I’ve got it. *bamfs out of the room and down the hall a scream is heard. Kurt bamfs back in front of Kitty* Ow! *rubs the back of his head* nope, not there but I would refrain from going to see Rogue, she’s a bit crabby. Did you check everywhere

*Kitty was still hyperventilating as she stared up at Kurt* I could. Have died.Imagine if I’d, like, accidentally phased through you?! What would you have done then?! *She was scowling, but her eyes revealed she wasn’t very mad with him.* At least my hair’s dry. *Kitty reached up to touch it, then blushed ferociously as she realized she was still holding on to Kurt.* Oh, uh,  sorry!

It’s alright! *Kurt unwrapped his tail from her* And if you’d phased through me, I would have just teleported back to get you *Kurt smiled and then he realized after a moment that they were just laying next to each other in awkward silence… on his bed* I’m sorry… this is awkward *he let out a little awkward laugh and then got up to sit on the side of the bed*

0:20 7/7/2014 No 15 notes kurt-nightcrawler-wagner Reblog
❝ How do you control the shedding?? ❞

In the summer it’s the worst but my fur isn’t really as long as everyone thinks. I like to thinks its about the length of humans arm and leg hair but more of it everywhere… and blue XD In the summer I have a mini vacuum cleaner that I keep by my bed and, although it drives fellow students crazy in the morning, I use it to clean up my fur on very hot (bad shedding) days :) I don’t think my fur is as long as Beast’s…

23:34 5/7/2014 No 1 note Reblog

wrpalmer:

Send “✆” for a morning text.
Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.
Send “☎” for a rushed text.
Send “⁇” for a drunk text.
Send “ø” for a late night text.
Send “✘” for a hateful text.

(via tenthdoctorblog)

22:57 5/7/2014 No 11,246 notes wrpalmer Reblog

OOC: I am off of my semi hiatus :) Feel free to continue/start roleplaying with me! :D

21:45 5/7/2014 No 3 notes Reblog

OOC: I’m going on a semi hiatus from tomorrow until late Saturday because I will be in New Hampshire and internet is hard to come by where I’m going. If I get the chance to get internet connection, I’ll go on and post a few things or let you know I’m alive (I’m bad at queueing so there will be nothing going on but please don’t unfollow! I’m still here!) I love each and every one of you and will hopefully see you all soon! :D

kitty-not-katherine-pryde vanilla-bamf Sorry guys, I’ll continue roleplaying/chatting with you both when I get back or when I get to use a computer :)

23:57 1/7/2014 No 3 notes Reblog
❝ Hallo Kurtsie! ❞

Hallo! Kurtsie, that’s a funny nickname! ^.^

23:39 1/7/2014 No 1 note Reblog
❝ Kuuurt! *Phases through the wall* Have you seen my hair dryer? I need it, like, ASAP, cuz my hair does this- Wait a minute. What are you up to? ❞

kitty-not-katherine-pryde:

kurt-nightcrawler-wagner:

kitty-not-katherine-pryde:

kurt-nightcrawler-wagner:

kitty-not-katherine-pryde:

kurt-nightcrawler-wagner:

Uhhh… *Kurt stares at Kitty who seems to be standing on the ceiling, and then he remembered that he was the one upside down. His tail was curled around the ceiling fan and he was swinging back and forth* I was just testing my ability to hang from things with my tail. *bamfs down from the fan to stand right in front of Kitty* Yep, still works *Smiles awkwardly* What were you asking? Oh yeah, your hair dryer. No, I haven’t seen it. Did you ask Rogue? Hold on, I’ve got it. *bamfs out of the room and down the hall a scream is heard. Kurt bamfs back in front of Kitty* Ow! *rubs the back of his head* nope, not there but I would refrain from going to see Rogue, she’s a bit crabby. Did you check everywhere

*Kitty snickers* Yeah, I probably should have warned you about her. I popped in on her and I’ve got the bruise to prove it! *rubs her arm subconsciously* And yeah, I’ve looked, like, everywhere, ugh. I figured either Logan or you’d have it, cause of, y’know, the whole fuzzy thing. But I guess it’s just, like, disappeared, or something. Ugh.

*Kurt laughed* I’ve only used a hairdryer once and trust me, I prefer the shake and dry. And Logan, use a hairdryer?!… Well, I guess that could be true because of his big hair. *Kurt smiled and imitated his hair by sticking his own blue locks up at the sides.* … *he let go of his hair* I think I could help you with the blow-drying of your hair… if you let me *smiles*

*Kitty giggled and shrugged,twiriling a wet strand of hair between her fingers* Well, I wouldn’t put it past him. He does weird stuff sometimes.  And maybe I’ll let you..*she eyes him suspiciously* as long as you, like, don’t pull it, or do something freaky to it, I guess that’ll be fine..*she sits down on his bed and looks up at him* Well, I suppose it can’t be like, too bad, cuz you do your own..

*Kurt walked over to Kitty and put his hand on her shoulder* Promise not to scream? *before she had any time to say anything, Kurt smiled and then there was purple smoke all around them and his signature ‘bamf’ sound. Then as the smoke went away, they were hundreds, thousands of feet in the air above the school’s yard. Kurt held Kitty close to her as they began to fall, hair and fur flying everywhere*

 KURTWHATTHEHECKAREYOUDOINGTHISWASSUCHABADIDEAOHMYGODIKNEWISHOULDHAVESTAYEDINBEDTODAY *She screamed bloody murder, and tightly clung on to him, burying her face in his shoulder and trying to avoid looking down at the very long drop below them* I think I’d rather go around with my hair wet than die! 

*Kurt smiles down at her* Shhh, its okay! I wouldn’t do this if I didn’t know it was completely safe… mostly… okay, I’ve had lots of practice. *He wrapped his tail around them to hold her tighter* Almost there! *They were nearly 20 feet from the ground… 10… 5… then Kurt bamfed back into his room as they fell onto the bed bouncing a bit on their sides as they hit it.* See, I told you we’d be fine. And look, now your hair is dry! *She was still clutching him very closely and his tail was still wrapped around her as turned his head to look at her hair, all stuck up in weird places*

23:29 1/7/2014 No 15 notes kurt-nightcrawler-wagner Reblog